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Jackson

Fat ass boi that fills yo house with flesh. Cause' he's fat. He is so fat, that you are most likely touching his flabby fat rolls right now. You can't escape him. He is very fat. Cause' he fat.
"You're almost as fat as Jackson's ass." "You smell as good as Jackson's fat ass."
by BrobiaLover June 13, 2018
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Jackson

I hate Jackson
by Bob Marley the 9 May 6, 2019
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Jackson

Jackson is someone who has big ears, black hair, and big glasses. From far away he might look good, but close up he is ugly as hell. He has a couple friends that are really only friends with him because no one likes him. He might have a girlfriend every now and then but they will always break up with him because they only kiss once a month.
I feel bad for jackson. He is such a loser
by josh59 January 5, 2018
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Jackson

Jackson is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, but don’t get too close he’s a liar, he will also push you away for no reason in the world. When he says he loves you, Jackson doesn’t really mean it because he’s bullshit
You know Jackson, yeah he’s nothing he’s shit the only way he knows how to treat women is by treating them like whores when he’s the whore.
by Babyangelsinner December 15, 2019
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Jackson

Jackson is the gayest one ever bro.
by Human Name is Bob March 11, 2018
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Jackson

Attracted to girls much younger and heavier than him
“Woah dude that grade 7 is so hot” “damn don’t be such a Jackson
by yeeyeyeyeysysyeysyshzhzb October 31, 2019
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Jackson

A man who can really please a woman, not with love or affection but with his huge smegma build-up. A Jackson can literally make lasagna with his heaping pile of smegma in his foreskin, however he can't make grilled cheese.
Person 1: I wish I had more cheese
Person 2: You need a Jackson in your life
by SmegmanTheGreat February 8, 2019
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