A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.
by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018
Get the Johnmug. A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.
by sinodahasabigdick<3 February 9, 2018
Get the Johnmug. He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you
For gods sake stop posting these things
For gods sake stop posting these things
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
Get the Johnmug. john is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is kind and caring. he is tall and handsome and most likely plays football. he has light brown skin, beautiful, chocolatey brown eyes, and long redish brown hair. he gives the best piggy back rides, the best hugs, and the best kisses. he gives you his hoodies, and lets u sit on his lap. he may be shy at first but he warms up pretty quickly. if you have a john in your life keep him and marry him. you will not regret it. and if your bond with him broke, try to fix it because he will brighten up your life. (i know this from experience <3)
by xx0pearl0xx November 15, 2019
Get the johnmug. John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.
Girl: who’s that guy?
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019
Get the Johnmug.