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Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.
Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!
by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018
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Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
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Obliteration Jar

A jar you fill with cum, Shit, and farts once a month.

It can also be used as a prank to make someone think its a "special" desert.
"Yo man that obliteration jar was so tasty las night."
by Fart Master 6000 January 22, 2021
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Allah Jar

This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.
Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"
by TurkeyTwatter March 24, 2020
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Graveyard Jar

A jar in which you keep 1-2 grams of each different bud you buy over an extended period of time
"yo you gotta see this nug of blackberry kush I got in the graveyard jar, I got it from cali last month."

"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"
by 413represent January 4, 2012
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jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.
Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”
by traplord&lady February 12, 2021
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cake jar

Damn that girl vagina be like cake jar
by Kevsexy February 3, 2021
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