Andrew Iowa

A small town that is located 20miles away from the biggest meth making town in Iowa called Maquoketa. Andrew is a small peaceful town with approximately 200 people, that in some crazy way, they are all related. Do not be afraid when traveling trough Andrew just blink and it will all be over. It's like driving through a ghetto. Expect to see fat, ugly, toothless, drunk, drop outs, porchmonkeys, and of course futureless products of one very fucked up cess pool

I was driving through the ghetto and was glad i wasn't driving through Andrew Iowa

by boogeywoogeywoo January 30, 2009

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010

Boone, Iowa

A sweet town, full of people who care about one another and help each other in times of need. Has a great community-based page on Facebook full with collaborative ideas and opinionated individuals. Boone Iowa has many family owned buisnesses and great stores downtown on story street. There is also a festival of sorts called pufferbilly days that is fun for the whole family. Come and visit, you won't regret a second.

Person: Where are you from?
Booninite: Boone, Iowa why?
Person: Wow that explains why you so nice! I hear Boone Iowa is a great place to live.
Booninite: Thank you for the compliment, you should come visit sometime.
Person: I think I will!

by fefexoxo June 26, 2017

Laurel, Iowa

Small town in Central Iowa ran by carpet munchers and it's overruled by lesbians, chokeholders, and druggies.

Laurel, Iowa

Lady 1: Hey, what carpet do you prefer.
Lady 2: Any that's below the waist.

by The carpet matches the drapes1 June 28, 2011

Story City Iowa

A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.

Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.

by ChicagoTribune May 6, 2013

Pussy Iowa

Tall and lanky, usually white trash in nature and temperament. Often times will try to compensate for this by developing bourgeois tastes in home furnishings. Has trouble making decisions and will vacillate back and forth for an eternity before taking a step in any definitive direction. Although this species has trouble losing it's hick accent and trashy mannerisms, he's able to overcome these obstacles by being disarmingly charming at the most unexpected times. All in all, mind-numbingly frustrating to deal with, but worth the pain and hassle, due to his secret sweet disposition.

Although he was able to fool many in his immediate circle, it was apparent to those who knew him well that this Pussy Iowa was putting on airs.

by Audrey Van Auf Der Hooven May 29, 2008

Birmingham Iowa

Birmingham is a small town in the southeast part of iowa. It has like 500 people in it. Everyone knows everyone.

"I'm going to Birmingham Iowa"
"Why? There's nothing to do there!"

by scoobydoooooo November 26, 2011