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international oral sex

no one knows what it is
(the people are waiting for a higher power to define it for the rest of the common good)
could be used as verb, noun, possibly adverb
David: "In the song 'talk dirty to me' what does he mean by 'international oral sex'?"
Friend: "No one knows what it is"
by BakedZitti May 18, 2014
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International AFL

Form of AFL, also known as International Fagball.

A term which refers to the sport and fraternity of Australian Rules Football outside of the Australian continent, as well as the tragic and laughable attempts of this commuinity to expand the game beyond the southern land.

Governed and overseen by a lightweight organisation known as the International Australian Football Council (IAFC) which is widely famous for its extensive collection of funny photographs.

Not to be mistaken with International Rules, an equally poor attempt to give AFL some level of international credibility.

International AFL is played unprofessionally (see: Park Footy) in various global powerhouses such Narau, Denmark, Canada and Senegal. Denmark, home to the largest AFL premiership outside Australia, enjoys enormous levels of success with a reletively low ex-pat player percentage of 99.80% and the largest average attendences of any country in the world, excluding Australia, with a figure of 62. The thriving Pacific island of Narau (pop: 11,000) is also the only country on Earth where AFL is considered the national sport.

Despite the fact that virtually every game of International AFL is played on open farm paddocks and at an inconceivably low standard, the usual AFL mannerisms are still present (see: Scrotum tasting, Arse banditry, Felching, Sausage party).

Half-decent athletes are extremely scarce with obese, bald, uncoordinated shirtlifters seen as the norm.

International AFL is often mistaken by AFL aficionados in southern Australia, primarily Victoria (see: Mexico), as a legitimate federation of participating nations which rivals various other particular sports on an international level eg. Rugby League.

The most famous of International AFL teams is New Zealand's national side. Are known for their outrageously homosexual and insulting rendition of the "Haka". Members of New Zealand's home crowds are said to apparently pull out their pork swords and pleasure themselves during the rendition as a symbol of national unity and pride (see: 21-cum salute).

Known priority International AFL expansion targets:

- Djbuti
- Siberia
- Christmas Island
- Greenland
- Botswana
Person 1: "Hey Digby, did you go down to TEAC Oval the other day to watch the International AFL Cup Final?"

Person 2: "I sure did, Tristen. Free entry, and I only had to share the ground with 15 other people".

Person 1: "Gee I love my International AFL"
by Hoops December 3, 2005
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internestinct

The combination of the three words... internet, nesting, and instinct.
INTERNESTINCT is a first time modern mothers instinctual behavior of frantically searching the internet for gestation information (what to expect), baby care information, and looking up baby products such as cribs and strollers.
Ever since Tyler and Kelly found out that shes pregnant she's been doing an awful lot of internesting!

I think her internestinct is really kicking in.
by timothy allen zigler February 29, 2008
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Internecine

pronounced IN-ter-NEE-sin. It comes from the Latin: "inter" (between, among) and "necare" (to kill). It means a conflict destructive to both sides, or very bloody. We do tend to use it to describe civil wars.
The United States fought a terrible internecine war from 1861 to 1865
by DEDALO August 28, 2009
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International Avery day

International Avery day is July 18th. We celebrate this day cause Avery is the best!
International Avery Day is the day we worship Avery and Avery only
by Thebigbootybandit July 18, 2021
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Internationalee

Did you hear about the new Internationalee next door?
by yeetsmate February 13, 2022
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International Bussy Day

international bussy day is celebrated on april 17th and is about celebrating bussy
person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 17th
person 1: oh shit!!! today is international bussy day!!! quickly, spread your legs
by bruhmomentlmao April 5, 2022
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