Somebody who spends all of their time driving around in a car and playing Pokemon Go. They are usually too fat to walk. Their only joy in life comes from feeling like they are accomplished in a game about walking.
Whenever my kids try to play Pokemon Go at the park, a car shows up and the gym is taken by TommLe6969 and SilverSnailR. Wow, those people are hardcore car incels.
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When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021
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Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.
Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.
You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.
Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.
You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*
Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.
*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.
*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
Get the Zoomali Incel mug.A two-word argument that can win any debate, regardless of the opposing party's arguments. Typically used when someone exhibits socially conservative views.
Person A: I believe that gender and sex are different.
Person B: I disagree, here's wh-
Person A: Ok incel
Person B: What?
*In this argument, 'Person A,' unequivocally won. 'Person B' must now admit defeat, lest he/she be labeled a 'bigot,' or 'hater,' both of which is are even more powerful arguments.
Person B: I disagree, here's wh-
Person A: Ok incel
Person B: What?
*In this argument, 'Person A,' unequivocally won. 'Person B' must now admit defeat, lest he/she be labeled a 'bigot,' or 'hater,' both of which is are even more powerful arguments.
by ahmtds September 3, 2020
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‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’
by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020
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