trench penis

Similar to trench foot, trench penis is a medical condition caused by prolonged exposure of the penis to damp, unsanitary and cold conditions.

When Eric got chilbane in his foot, his unsanitary living conditions eventually lead to him getting trench penis.

by kneesars July 19, 2009

trench coats

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

by Morbidia May 30, 2005

Stench Trench

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

"Hey dude watch yourself, keep away from her stench trench!"

by Sam the man November 27, 2003

Trench Warfare

The act of hitting on the ugliest girls at a party/social setting in hopes that you will pick one up.

A-Look at Dan over there.
B-Wow, he is deep in some serious trench warfare.
A-Yeah man, he's desperate.

by MC Patty Fresh September 11, 2010

Trench The Kid

Famous European producer

Example yoooo have you heard new shit of Trench The Kid shit is pretty dope

by Unknown idk who i am October 28, 2021

Trench Stench

male's urethra or man's place between the arse

Do you hear it he was masturbating his trench stench with a pen!

by wattawat September 19, 2020

Trench Creeper

the man who lives under your bed

I looked under my bed last night to find another trench creeper sleeping with my socks.

by Mallory Willus July 11, 2008