face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

by SexyFaceCabbage April 11, 2017

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 06, 2016

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019

dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.

Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?

by Melonanger III December 05, 2015

jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.

1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)

by GreggMo January 23, 2012

Cabbage slut

A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.

We live next to a house full of cabbage sluts. I hope they move soon.

by Werd_meh_gerd June 27, 2021