Standy Pants

One who must be sporting pants so stiff, they are made less outgoing, less hip, or unable to jive.

"Michael said he didn't want to come camping with us."
"What a Standy Pants."

by Sezwick May 30, 2009

yoga pants

a push-up bra but for your butt

Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"

by Johanna Barret February 8, 2014

jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009

nigger pants

Pantaloons that are too large for a person. Pants that hang below your ass hole.

Look at that another teenage wearing nigger pants.

by Jigglenuggets November 19, 2006

Pants Rabbits

Crabs.

Any species of invertebrates which have four or more legs and infest the pubic areas of humans, and are passed through sexual contact.

Sometimes inhabit beards and scalps.

1. You best not bang that whore, lest you get some nasty pants rabbits.
2. "What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways. We don't want no pants rabbits." Steinbeck, Jon. Of Mice and Men.

by P. Lucho January 11, 2006

Comfy Pants

The cheap flannel pants you wear around the house when your hungover...

" I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."

by Brook B. January 12, 2009

Vietnam pants

where it is extremely cold, you're penis shrinks to just being a helmet in you're pubes, looks like a soldier poking his head out a bush. its Vietnam pants as opposed to Iraq pants as Vietnam is very bushy, Iraq is a desert!

it was so cold i had my Vietnam pants on today

by Turbo Uberman December 22, 2010