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Allah Jar

This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.
Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"
by TurkeyTwatter March 24, 2020
mugGet the Allah Jarmug.

coom jar

A jar filled with ones “nut butter”.
BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit
by Buttersalesman October 8, 2022
mugGet the coom jarmug.

raid jar

1. An empty bottle or container used as a urine storage receptacle while playing video games. Used to increase one's availability in-game, and/or as an ecofriendly alternative to the wasteful flushing of a traditional toilet.

2. The primary weapon of the Jarate fighting style. Commonly carried and used by experienced snipers. Also known as "Karate in a Jar." This item will "Wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man."
1. A: Hold on I need to go to the bathroom.

S: Ok.
A: ....Ok, I'm back.
S: That was quick.

A: Yeah, so?

S: I'm just saying... you didn't go to the bathroom.

A: Yes, I did.
S: No, you didn't. You forgot to mute your mic. We heard you, um... raid jar.
A: Oh.
S: Yea, next time, don't say anything, just mute, we didn't need to wait in the lobby for that.

2. Alex, is such a narcissistic shithead . I'm going to camp here and hit that doodlepad with the raid jar next time he comes around. Woo-ha! Jarate!
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
mugGet the raid jarmug.

Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.
Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.
by Quentin E February 18, 2018
mugGet the Jar cricketmug.

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
mugGet the Dick in a jarmug.

cake jar

Damn that girl vagina be like cake jar
by Kevsexy February 3, 2021
mugGet the cake jarmug.

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.
Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”
by traplord&lady February 12, 2021
mugGet the jar beermug.

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