Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.

“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”

by Drugs and hookers March 8, 2021

Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.

Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg

by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021

Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.

During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.

by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022

illinoied

People in Illinois being annoyed.

Bro I'm so Illinoied.

by HappyCreation October 11, 2022

Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist

Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT

by lil-stinker October 15, 2022

Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to deny the fact that they have it

I do NOT have Mental Illinois

by lil-stinker October 16, 2022

hampton illinois

full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/

hampton illinois sucks ass.

by ben sober November 9, 2021