Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018

brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.

They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.

by Gottrash July 31, 2016

illinoied

People in Illinois being annoyed.

Bro I'm so Illinoied.

by HappyCreation October 11, 2022

illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth

My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver

by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023

Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.

“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

“Oh you probably suck.”

by Drugs and hookers March 8, 2021

Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.

Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?

by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019