Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Invisible Hat

Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito

Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket

Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat

by Tommygoodtmz June 16, 2022

Invisible

Your dad.

-Hey Timmy what does your dad do for a living?

Timmy: Oh, he likes to cosplay as John Cena in his freetime... meaning all of the time.

-Wow Timmy! Your dad can become invisible?!

Timmy: yeah something like that...

by Kanye's left testicle May 3, 2023

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

invisible shocked

When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass

I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me

by Saerow April 28, 2021

Invisible Hand

That just isn't true Mike.

Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021