Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.

“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

coatsburg, illinois

Coatsburg Illinois is the place where people come to die.

Coatsburg, Illinois, where the cats roam and old ladies drive their golf carts around.

by grandfatherpbitch May 16, 2014

Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.

During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.

by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022

Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 29, 2020

Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to deny the fact that they have it

I do NOT have Mental Illinois

by lil-stinker October 16, 2022

Illinois Stanky leg

When a wheel falls off of your car.

Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg

by fartsmeller69 March 8, 2021

illinoied

People in Illinois being annoyed.

Bro I'm so Illinoied.

by HappyCreation October 11, 2022