Rachel from Tower of God
by Taishu April 27, 2020

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"
"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things they do.
Gretchen Whitmer going to places un-masked and no distancing while telling everyone they need to. Such a hypocrite
by Skynet07 May 23, 2021

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.
by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017

Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!
Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!
Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.
Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.
by thia_lynd May 7, 2018

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.
The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
