Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.

Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "

by Kielbiski October 19, 2016

Oriental Slumber Party

When, after having sex with an Asian girl, you go outside for bong hits and eat cake.

Ohh yeah, had an Oriental Slumber Party last night with the girl from the Asian deli over on fifth.
What type of cake did you get?
Yellow.

by Zmann966 August 13, 2018

stones on the horizontal

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis

Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!

by mrsmartycustomer September 4, 2011

Horizontal coin slot

The direction of a chinese woman vagina hole runs opposite of normal women vaginas..

That chinks horizontal coin slot looks just like her eyes.

by TWIZZrx January 29, 2018

mental mental chicken oriental

an upcoming jackass-like team based in swansea
it currently has 3 members
kyle rolfe
adam reese
james murphy

i cant wait for the next episode of mental mental chicken oriental

by kyle rolfe April 1, 2007

Holienalibo

A homeless alien. Half Alien half Hobo.

er.... "HOLIENALIBO!!"

by Harry The Holienalibo November 2, 2003

Horizontal Butt Crack

The horizontal crack formed between a womans butt and her upper leg. Usually, this crack is found in latino, or african women. A pseudo crack can be created when a woman is wearing pants that create the allusion of a HBC.

Jennifer Lopez, sumo wrestlers. Used in speech: "Dude, she has no boobs, but did you see her Horizontal Butt Crack"

by riversabound October 20, 2010