catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh
*LATER*
catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot
me: buy a dress duh
*LATER*
catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot
by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Tom Holland is perfect and adorable. He is a walking meme and is so cute with kids. He is afraid of spiders. In the Spider-Man movies, he does most of his own stunts. Everyone should respect this perfect man.
by 1th2jh August 8, 2019

A very cool awesome individual. They’re actually secretly a superhero and can blast pickles at you whenever they want.
by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs April 7, 2025

by eat my space dust July 1, 2021

One of the most sweetest and prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's funny, caring, has a little bit of a dirty mind, but all in good fun. Holland is the best friend you go to when you need emotional support or need to run a background check on someone. Holland is just that skilled. Holland will surely be there for you on your best days and worst days and always make sure you know how loved and appreciated you are. These are just one of the traits that make Holland so special.
"Holland did a background check on my date last night before I went out, she saved me from a red flag. She's a real queen."
by ExpiredCannedCoochie November 23, 2021

A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.
What tractor do you have a john deere
How bout you a new holland
Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
How bout you a new holland
Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
by grapelookingslut September 7, 2022
