Holiday

A cool thing that people can celebrate cuz they like it

Person 1: I love 9-11
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM COMMITING 9-12
Person 2: *hyjacks plane and flies it into a super target*
Person 3: YAYYY MY GRANDMA FINALLY DIED
Person 1: *hangs himself*
Person 3: commits mass genocide
Person 4: starts western shootout with person 3
Person 3 loses what a prick
Person 4: *shoots himself in the head cuz he a pussy*
Person 5: Christmas is my favorite Holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 24, 2023

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Post-Holiday Hangover

A feeling of depression or overall melancholy when the Holiday season has passed, having to go back to work and/or school is a major factor in Post-Holiday hangover symptoms.

John: "Hey, do you know where Phil's at?"

Susan: "Ah, he told me he was calling in sick today. post-holiday hangover got the best of him, I suppose."

by venom5517 January 3, 2011

extended holiday syndrome

A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.

me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

by chinesemofo March 29, 2013

Amateur Holiday

A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.

On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.

by LZ 822 April 23, 2014

gangsters holiday

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay

"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"

by kultbae September 2, 2017

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017