hanmuffin

A mean old lady that smells and crushes on younger men. Preferably teachers.

Wow your such a hanmuffin today.

by hanmuffinhater June 2, 2016

Hanus

A hairy anus. Aka hanus

I didn't put it in her bum cos she had a hanus

by Pexyshewolf September 9, 2016

Hanukkah Hoe

A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.

Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?

Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.

by kendallcm December 28, 2016

HaNam

someone who is really basic

HaNam cares about design

by Basic_01 January 2, 2017

handmade

An object commonly made by machine but is made with/by hand and is most times expensive

Omg!!!!!I love this handmade slides

by kvngbarbie July 19, 2017

Hängmatta

Inte sängplats

Hängmatta är gött.

by Lovegotby September 5, 2017

handmaid's towel

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.

Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?

by arlingo October 27, 2017