brooklyn handshake

When someone walks by a man and grabs his penis and shakes it up and down like a handshake.

Guy 1: Last night I got out of the shower and my wife grabbed my dick and gave me a Brooklyn Handshake.

Guy 2: Awesome, man!

by Mr. CharLIT October 31, 2017

rochester handshake

When a man greets a woman with a hug while simultaneously cupping her butt cheek with one hand.

Skylar greeted that fine young woman with the ol' Rochester handshake and she didn't seem to mind.

by PaperMKOTR January 25, 2018

Jewish Handshake

The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.

I gave my brother a jewish handshake when he ate my last golden oreo.

by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019

Captain's Handshake

A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.

The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.

Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"

by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011

Kansas City Handshake

when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt

Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.

Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake

by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011

Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

Handshake

The most sacred form of sealing a deal.
A mutual agreement amongst two people to abide by clear and agreed upon terms.
Anybody who would break these terms is a gigantic faggot, see welcher

Men get sued over contracts, but men get killed over handshakes.

by ScrubbyNinja June 22, 2008