pound the hamburg

To fuck a chick's pussy so long and hard that her twat looks like raw hamburger meat.

"She's coming over tonight, so I'm gonna stay home and pound the hamburg."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin January 13, 2008

hamburger helper

the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper

" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."

by nickcory June 4, 2009

sacred hamburger

The result of systematically shredding a icon or other figure considered immune to criticism; references 'sacred cow'.

"Sacred hamburger: the role of our heroes in the decline of the newspaper comics page" -- websnark.com

by Merus May 13, 2005

moldy hamburger

fucking older womens' ass. Especially saggy ass.

i like to do some moldyhamburger action on that bitch

by pimpofconcity March 31, 2005

hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

by sB129 March 15, 2008

Flamin' Hamburgers

A exclamatory response usually said after a surprising event or situation.

Or

Used as a an attempt to avoid saying 'Fuck' in front of children with the 'F' prolonged in an attempt to change the word. "FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!"

Related to Flamin' Hell, Flamin' Heck.

FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!

by bomberto July 9, 2011

Pulling a Hamburg

Any move that defies the laws of gravity, physics or logic while driving a car. Derived from the insane drivers on Hamburg Turnpike in Wayne, NJ. This act can be performed on or off Hamburg Turnpike

Yo bro..cutting off that guy with less than 1 foot of passing room was soooo dick. You totally just Pulled a Hamburg.

Watch me shoot this gap, im about to be pulling a hamburg

by Jonesy1234 November 10, 2008