herb 

A person who is a loser beyond use of the term. Whenever that person opens their mouth the people within earshot shake their heads and walk away. A Herb also may not call other people herbs because that would make them look like a total herb (but they usually do it anyway because that's what a herb does).

Greg is a herb, try to avoid him.
Nick is a herb, maybe he'll get along with Greg.
Greg just called Nick a herb, lets shake our heads and walk away.

herb by Ben Last-Name July 30, 2008

herbamfrodite 

Herbamfrodite is a word that was created to define a person who can be a bamf one day but a normal person the next.

Damn, that guy is a herbamfrodite, he suffers from herbamfroditis!

herbamfrodite by Ropelie August 27, 2006

herban

A portmanteau of "herb" and "urban", can be pronounced with emphasis on the 'h' or more similarly like "urban".
Describes something characterized by a harmonious blending of the natural with the synthetic. For example, a person who lives happily in a city but still feels "in touch with nature" and doesn't fall apart when the internet crashes or it's time to go hiking. Could also be one who lives far away from other humans, perhaps deep in the country, but nevertheless has all the modern amenities and is comfortable with technology and modern innovation.

Dissimilar to the hippy who denounces all things man-made, and nothing like the yuppie and his ilk, who wouldn't last five minutes without a cell phone.

He's an herban trekker, you can tell by the solar-powered GPS made of recycled materials he carries but hasn't used for the last three days of this hike.

herban by Gray_Quill November 15, 2010

herassmeant 

When a woman thinks you're after her ass, but really you're not.

"Herassmeant nothing to me, it was her tits I was after."

herassmeant by jason am June 15, 2007

Good Herb 

weed

Bob Marley liked to smoke the good herb.

Good Herb by ai03 September 30, 2008

Herb 

Pot

Let's smoke some herb.

Herb by heffa May 27, 2003

herbass 

just dont be one, or you'll get pwnt

dont be a herbass, just dont be one

herbass by ryan December 6, 2004