Hairy Monday

When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.

"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"

"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"

"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"

by MriarBatthews September 6, 2022

Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.

I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.

by Mothdust October 21, 2021

Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010

Hairy Hamburg

When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.

The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."

by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009

Hairy Beachball

A larger woman's hair covered pubic area bulges outwards creating a spherical shape. Add the vaginal slit and that area looks like hairy wedges that resemble a hair-coated beachball.

Good god - I'de hate to see her "Hairy Beachball"

by hairybeachballfinder January 23, 2009

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

Hairy Popsicle

When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.

Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..

by titty_bitch August 18, 2016