Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.

Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.

by Ludiquist November 14, 2018

blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012

Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.

Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.

by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022

golf tree

An obstacle thats in the way of the hole

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree

by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021

Anal Golf

When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.

“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice”

by AnalGolfPro March 13, 2019

Golf R

A motor vehicle made by the Volkswagen company. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. It is most known for its affiliation with boys who like to do ‘missions’ on the popular Birmingham road of Alum Rock

Bruv come lets do a mission. Grab the golf r and let’s drive up and down rock road and pick up bushra

by Theboyeesh August 24, 2019

November Golfing

To be extremely nice to an individual. To go out of your way to portray yourself the most desirable dang present at the moment . A very effective way of posting on a member of the opposite sex when in desperation.

Mr Chaos always is "November Golfing" Giving the rest of the Garies no chance to ask the ladies to dance They just get lost in the fake romance.

by Unodatfasho January 8, 2011