Macca is a golf nonce.
by Stegner June 05, 2023
In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri
*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022
Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.
Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?
Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.
Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?
Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.
by Ludiquist November 14, 2018
The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.
by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014
To be extremely nice to an individual. To go out of your way to portray yourself the most desirable dang present at the moment . A very effective way of posting on a member of the opposite sex when in desperation.
Mr Chaos always is "November Golfing" Giving the rest of the Garies no chance to ask the ladies to dance They just get lost in the fake romance.
by Unodatfasho January 08, 2011
by HinckleyHappy December 21, 2022
Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.
Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.
Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
by MrManmosa June 24, 2019