[get your shoes faded]

To get your hair cut, trimmed, or lined up, originally said in Missouri in the late 2005's.

Man you need to get your shoes faded

by Dalton H October 21, 2006

Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)

"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."

by jbootsy March 14, 2008

Get your Bag

A term used to denote a propensity to vomit among drinkers

Where's Griffiths? He's gone to get his bag

by Talk to Frank August 20, 2004

get your clout up

Telling a friend/person to get on a certain follow to following ratio on social media

Person 1: Following:3k
Person 1: Followers:1.5k
Person 2: Get your clout up

by Error-Unknown April 2, 2017

get your poo out

to get extremely drunk,
has no relevance to excretion.
most commonly used between folks in llantwit major.

yo bekki, get your poo out this weekend?

by Rambooooooooey February 15, 2009

get your weight up

refers to the 'drug business' that a person needs to get more money to put them at a higher status.

prson 1: man you broke as hell
person 2: i just got a block
person 1: you gotta 'get your weight up', son.

by sunnie D August 12, 2007

get your dick wet

to find happiness or pleasure in a certain activity

You're about to get your dick wet with fourth meal

by BAMS3144 March 23, 2009