Genital Gnomes

euphamism for Herpes, simplexes A through C

Billy said he wouldn't sleep with me this week because he was having a visit from the Genital Gnomes.

by Stefanie A. September 11, 2003

genitalies

The organisms that men have in their bodies. They are gorgeous things that float around sometimes they don’t float though… they sink. Down into a long thing, or short. This thing is called the penis.

Person a: WhoA! Did you see that guys genitalies?
Person b: I know! I can’t wait to fuck with those balls tonight

by Christina479 March 10, 2018

Genitalian Pony

Basically, a pony that a crazy lady wants you to see. It has braces and formal wear from the 1800s.
Another definition would be a penis.

"LOOK AT MY GENITALIAN PONY!"

by shamarpho July 12, 2009

female genitalia

It's a good place to stick that dick

Person 1. Ey bro, you got some of that female genitalia you promised?
Person 2. Eyy fo sure broooooo

"They then 69 eachother"

Ey her female genitalia is so genitalic

by KinkyDinky March 19, 2018

genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.

Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.

by Meat January 27, 2003

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009