genitalies

The organisms that men have in their bodies. They are gorgeous things that float around sometimes they don’t float though… they sink. Down into a long thing, or short. This thing is called the penis.

Person a: WhoA! Did you see that guys genitalies?
Person b: I know! I can’t wait to fuck with those balls tonight

by Christina479 March 10, 2018

Genitalsies

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.

Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."

by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010

genitalmen

A humorous way of mixing the word genitals and gentlemen when speaking of and to fellow men.

Good evening genitalmen how doth it hang this fine day?

Genitalmen how are you today. I see by your constant tugging on you privates something is amiss!

by dragonneus December 7, 2011

Gelato Genitalia

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.

I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

by LangeTheThird June 18, 2014

Show me your genitals

A funny sexist rap video on youtube made by Canadian comedian Jon LaJoie.

"It's not sexist coz im saying it in a song,
thats right bitch now take off your thong and
show me your genitals..." etc

by kurtas August 27, 2008

genitalia paraphernalia

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia

Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018

show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of

please amy show me your genitals

by rub a dub dub coons in the tub November 1, 2010