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genitalies 

The organisms that men have in their bodies. They are gorgeous things that float around sometimes they don’t float though… they sink. Down into a long thing, or short. This thing is called the penis.
Person a: WhoA! Did you see that guys genitalies?
Person b: I know! I can’t wait to fuck with those balls tonight
genitalies by Christina479 March 10, 2018
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Genitalsies 

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010

genitalmen 

A humorous way of mixing the word genitals and gentlemen when speaking of and to fellow men.

Good evening genitalmen how doth it hang this fine day?
Genitalmen how are you today. I see by your constant tugging on you privates something is amiss!
genitalmen by dragonneus December 7, 2011

Gelato Genitalia 

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.
I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

Show me your genitals

A funny sexist rap video on youtube made by Canadian comedian Jon LaJoie.
"It's not sexist coz im saying it in a song,
thats right bitch now take off your thong and
show me your genitals..." etc
Show me your genitals by kurtas August 27, 2008

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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