Gauge is the best, I swear, he’s so sweet, he’s such a gentleman, he’s very mysterious but god is he amazing, he’s sweet, kind, caring, strong and so handsome. I wish he loved me because I sure as hell love him, gauge if you’re reading this, I love you, a fuck ton, always remember that <3 -Gabe
by Thatfroggoboii September 25, 2022
Get the Gauge <3 mug.A gay conservative that’s very confused with himself. Did I mention that he likes dick? He’s a closet faggot and he owns it with pride. Happy gay day gauge🏳️ 🌈
by Gbre123 October 10, 2022
Get the Gauge mug.Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.
by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022
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by OG THE MAN February 12, 2023
Get the Gauberschnouber mug.A line of cocaine that makes you gag after snorting it. The presence of the gag is indicative of high-quality cocaine, which ensures an excellent high. If the cocaine goes down too easily, whatever you bought is low quality (or fake).
I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...
“I need some gaggers!”
But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.
At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...
“I need some gaggers!”
But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.
At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I need some gaggers!
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