fontractor

A temporary worker, usually recruited for a short term project, which during the job appears to be utterly useless.

Bloody hell, this new fontractor is a real piece of shit!

by wapz June 17, 2008

Fontaculosis

To be obsessively and compulsively changinging any font in anything on the internet for no particular reason other than to "Try something different"
I.e:
Myspace
MSN
Facebook
Etc.

Most cases of Fontaculosis results in the infected getting confused with which writing is which, as they regularly forget which font was theirs.

Example for Fontaculosis:

Tom: Lol yeah I thought so. (Crazy rainbow font with Italics and underline)

Bradly: Who the hell is writing this, stop changing your font man, I can't even understand it, and its a bad font. You're not cool, give up you noob.

Tom: Oh.. I see.. (Plain black Times New Roman)

Bradly: You fail. Get checked for Fontaculosis.

by CollinsRkpng May 19, 2009

➡️sarcasm font⬅️

The arrows indicate the words inside are said in a sarcastic tone. Sarcasm font.

➡️Sarcasm font⬅️ is overused

by Pdx_sarcasm April 20, 2018

Fontanelching

Sucking the semen out of the fontanel (the soft spot in the top of a newborn baby's head) after the fontanel has been used for sexual gratification.

"Mr. Wooster, please take greater care when fontanelching. You have dribbled cum, blood and brains all over your dinner jacket." sighed Jeeves.

"Well, having sex with a baby's heads and drinking the semen from it is pretty standard operating p. at the Drones Club, Jeeves." Bertie exclaimed with relish, "And one can hardly fontanelch tidily".

From "The Sex Offender's Register of the Woosters"

by Sanderson Jones December 9, 2008

Fontanim

n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.

Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.

by Markee Mark April 1, 2007

FONTicide

committing heinous attack on someones font / conversation online.

Reem was verbally attacking katie online, katie was extremely preturbed and committing fonticide n his attacks and never saw a typing from him again

by kpp July 3, 2008

Fontastic

Font and fantastic. Saying that the fantastic writing but simpler.

Wow, that book had fontastic!

by Killernitters August 24, 2010