fishing

Fishing is when a minor stands outside a shop, fishing for an adult to buy either alcohol or cigaretts.

My brother forgot to buy me beer, so I had to go fishing outside Kmart.

by Turbogooner April 6, 2005

fresher fishing

An activity engaged in by older students during fresher week, where they prey on freshers seeking sexual satisfaction.

Come on Pete, there's plenty of new meat, let's go fresher fishing.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

deep sea fishing

when a man gets his dick sucked under water

damn the bitch just went deep sea fishing in ya pool!

by jshdgjkshdklasg May 11, 2009

Baby Fishing

When you take a piece of nerds rope and insert it into a pregnant womans vagina and fish out the unborn baby (prematurely) and eat the fetus for your own pleasure. The baby WILL latch on

"i was so hungry and craving a christopher reeves fix and just had to go baby fishing"
"dude, i would have done the same thing"

by EMERICAskate April 30, 2010

rusty fishook

A sexual act consisting of a man sticking his finger in a girl's asshole while fucking her doggie-style and preceding to reach "hook" it into her mouth like a fisherman

i gave that Rita be-och a rusty fishook to remember me by

by OSUDamian April 22, 2006

FISHAN

Acronym: (Fuck I'm Shitting Here And Now) Word used to describe the moment in time where you are hit (usually inconveniently) by an overwhelming need to shit.

Truck Driver: Looks ahead and sees the "100 miles to next stop" sign on a cross-country drive. All of the sudden his eyes widen.Truck Driver slowly looks to hitchhiker in the passenger seat. Hitchhiker looks back at Truck Driver, a fearful look washes over his face. Hitchhiker has dreaded this very moment his whole life, ever since his second grade teacher refused to give him the bathroom pass during class, resulting in the most embarrassing and emotionally scarring popcorn reading session of his existence.

Hitchhiker closes his eyes. A single tear rolls down his cheek. Truck Driver's mouth opens in slow motion...
"Fishan."

by READthatwordlouderdidyou? October 19, 2015

booty fishing

using a condom that is too large during anal sex, so that the condom slips off of your dick and you have to pull it out of the hoe's ass.

Did you hear about the asian guy who bought magnums?
Yeah, he was booty fishing that night!

by Fucka U Face March 9, 2008