Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Dirty Figs

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”

by WettFannie November 16, 2020

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

fig bar

A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.

God your such a fig bar

by Demonic Fox March 31, 2015