Being a Failure

Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.
You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad
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a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
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dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
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Government Failure

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.
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This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung
by mytts69 August 10, 2010
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failure

you.
1. your parents: you are a failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure
by JOE_DAD December 11, 2019
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Failure

Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.
Somebody trying to light a fire under somebody else's ass is trying to get them scared of failure.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
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