erection

1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention

1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*

by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007

Erocktion

A rock hard erection

Erocktion is when an erection is really hard due to being incredibly horny or sexually frustrated

by Lee C November 7, 2009

Erection

What a male sometimes gets when he sees a female that turns him on.

Male See Sexy Female He Get Erection If he has the looks she will settle him down

After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.

by Ali Bashir February 18, 2006

election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election

When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!

by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016

Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.

-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.

by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017

nigger erection

When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af

Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell

by Nigger erectioon December 19, 2017