mud valve engineer

the homosexual equivalent to a gynecologist

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"

by joshy wash November 3, 2008

Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.

I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!

by Piss Stained Log July 7, 2016

Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.

"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"

by sellerina February 18, 2010

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

aerospace engineer

the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.

hot chick: what do you do for a living?

aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe

hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}

by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010

software engineer

A person that programs software.

Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.

by Nicolai January 24, 2004

fiber construction engineer

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.

At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."

by Romez February 28, 2008