by realOGbitch February 15, 2020

by PurpleCarp January 8, 2018

He looks like a Elijah
by CrazyGamer42032 October 30, 2019

An Elijah is the most annoying, naive guys you will ever meet. He can hate someone and have no reason to hate them, he doesn't know how to face problems head-on without making it worse. An Elijah can be caring and sweet but most times will piss you off with anything he does. Elijah treats the girl he likes better than any other girl, he tries to hide it but his too obvious! Any girl to have met an Elijah will instantly like him but the more you get to know him the more your feelings fade but you never know you might just stay at that phase where your feelings for him will never change.
Jasmine: "OMG did you know I met an Elijah!"
Kyle: "Was he sweet but annoying?"
Jasmine: "YES how did you know?"
Kyle: "Because that's an Elijah for you!"
Kyle: "Was he sweet but annoying?"
Jasmine: "YES how did you know?"
Kyle: "Because that's an Elijah for you!"
by tomato4ever April 2, 2019

Elijah is the most fucking annoying I know. Whenever he comes Near me I wish that I had a blue pump and shoot him in the god damn face. What a fag
Shit. Here he comes Elijah again. Can’t wait to hear the annoying bitch laugh. Hopefully he doesn’t pull down his pants. I don’t want to see his small ass dick and hear his pussy ass laugh on top of an annoying motherfucking jump shot plus no strength at all.
by LILPUMPISDAD14 May 28, 2018

by Papayaa414 January 18, 2020

Stefan Salvatore: Whos your bff?
me: Elijah Mikaelson
Stefan: Who do you like?
me: Elijah Mikaelson, Im a very simple woman
me: Elijah Mikaelson
Stefan: Who do you like?
me: Elijah Mikaelson, Im a very simple woman
by Papi Wiggles January 13, 2021
