Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

by Dave-Landon October 11, 2011

Electronic pudding

A mass of charger cords and unknown electronic devices, usually tangled up in a drawer.

I opened the bottom drawer and it was a complete electronic pudding in there.

by Irlgay June 19, 2015

Electronics are perianal abscesses...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Electronics are perianal abscesses...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

electronics

Electronics:
One of multiple creatives done at GCSE, and A level.
A dumbass subject you can do, but really shouldn’t. You think it’s just welding and soldering wires together, until a 100 page report comes outta nowhere and ruins the rest of the week
Just know you will regret it if you choose it: do product design instead

Person1: what creative do you do?
Person 2: Electronics

Person 1: BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

by Over sixteen November 1, 2020

electronic spliff

the action of hitting a cart and vape simultaneously.

some may call this a digital spliff, but they’re wrong, that would be like sending a picture of you hitting both nicotine and thc to someone. electronic spliff is used for in person confrontations

by m0llyfi3n August 7, 2022

electron

The best free executor for using Nullware v2, the only downsides are a short key, it is like krnl but better

skid: electron is shit, sentinel on top
chad: sentinel is the free jjsploit, electron winning
giga chad: lol

by Grojg the car July 24, 2021

Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know ow the spartan prayer and are addicted to personal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025