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express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.
Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!
by Matman1984 November 29, 2020
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Orient Express

A word describing a lot of cocaine use, usually at least 12 lines in row. Comes from the length of railway ie “rails” the Orient Express traverses.
Jack : Man I was so fucked up last night.
Jill: why?
Jack. I was railing it like the Orient Express
by Meesofat June 9, 2019
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rainbow express

rainbow express, is where a college boy is partying with some friends in San Fransisco on spring break and is new to the rave seen, he is taking exstacy for he first time and is atripping balls walks in to the wrong party and ends up being ball banged by a group of guys.
Timmy awoke to a terrible pain in his ass and as he looks around the room and saw all the nude men he new he just took a ride on the rainbow express.
by Dms79 December 26, 2017
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Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders
He was being such a parker express the other night.
by ant14029 March 12, 2021
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The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.
"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"
by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016
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Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
“Expressive following ins my specialty”
by Kendia244 August 8, 2018
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