dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!

What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes

by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016

dr. hook

A band famous for their song, "Sylvia's Mother." That can be a good or a bad thing, which is up to personal interpretation.

Dr. Hook made a song called "Sylvia's Mother."

by CamouflagedCow416 May 19, 2016

Dr. Gooddeal

A joke nickname given to rapper Flavor Flav by his loving fans.

Jack: why do they call flavor flav "dr. gooddeal"?

DeShaundreniqua: a piece of charcoal that comes with a grill? Sounds like a good deal to me!

by Blake C. June 28, 2008

Dr. Flug

an anxious, plane-loving evil geinus staring in the show villainous, described as a "guy in a white lab coat who wears a paper bag."

Dey man have you heard of the show villainous? my favorite character is Dr. Flug.
Dude I cant believe people are writing inaccurate depictions of Dr. Flug on this website.
I hate it when people water down characters to be soft and cutesy, like how people did with Dr. Flug.
Dude don't look that up, people make gross images of Dr. Flug.

by Notme10852 November 6, 2020

Dr. Fetus

The sexiest man alive. Excessively strong and buff, he intends to obtain the love of all females he sees. Always deadly and aggressive, but never too over-the-top. Likes explosives, to a degree. Will try and woo you if you are female, but will be immediately aggressive if you seem to be Meat Boy. Despite enjoying women, he is gay but is still deep in the closet and does not show any signs of disclosure yet. He has an alternative forme known as Omega Alpha in which he is composed of galaxies and stars, along with many bismuth particles. Dr. Fetus has only smiled once in his life, and seemingly has no mouth whatsoever. Being an embryo of a human male, this is natural for Dr. Fetus and he does not age. This is not an issue as his mech suit allows him to be integrated as part of society.

A: "This is Dr. Fetus. He's not a real doctor."
B: "Then why the fuck is he called like that?"
A: "Just because. Now let me tell you what the fuck he's done."

by ThisisKetches December 21, 2022

Dr. Jenkins

A fictional medical doctor who smokes enormous amounts of marijuana (see def. of Jenkins) and frequently participates in stoner activities, including, but not limited to: disc golf, ultimate frisbee, hacky sack, hula hooping, devil sticks, juggling, hiking, bungee jumping, hang gliding, baking brownies. He also has a habit of prescribing Xanex to every one of his patients - which is amazing considering he's a chiropractor.

Dude, let's give Dr. Jenkins a call after work. I heard he's cold chillin at the park.

by Leroy Jarmel Jenkins III February 8, 2008

Dr. Pickle

When you straddle over someones head who is laying on the ground face up. You then rest
your balls on the eyeballs of that individual.
The penis is then bent downwards into the
persons mouth. I present to you, the "Dr.
Pickle"

Sentence 1
"I'm watching the kill cam, and he's giving me
the Dr. Pickle......."

Sentence 2
Guy 1: "No one wants to wake up to the Dr.
Pickle, Nobody"
Guy 2: "You're the one who fell asleep with
your shoes on. that's on you. Bruh"

Sentence 3
“I didn’t complete 4 years as an undergraduate at Harvard, four years in medical school at Oxford and 5 years in
residency at Mass General to be called Mr.
Pickle, Thank you very much! It's Dr. Pickle to you, fine sir!”

Sentence 4
"If done correctly the Dr. Pickle is a game
changer……..think about it?"

by JL_MoneyBags December 28, 2021