When you're in a rush and really have to piss, so you go into the bathroom to do your buisness, but realize you have to take a dump as well; immediately becoming enraged and angry.
Seth: holy crap i have to take a major leak!
Dammit! i gotta shit too. now I'm late and I have Dookie Fury!!!!!!!!
Dammit! i gotta shit too. now I'm late and I have Dookie Fury!!!!!!!!
by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010
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Bellinghams Smith Lex wiped back to front so many times without showering that the rear side of her Beef Drapes turned into Dookie Drapes.
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2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
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