Dodger

verb - when you show up to a work meeting wasted and decide that this is your moment to be the most extraverted person in the room.

"Hey man, I've got 12 beers I need to get rid of before we do our financial report!"
"Cool, let's Dodger that meeting!"

by Sticky McWhipit February 09, 2022

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trolly dodger

When I man pulls out before firing to avoid making the female pregnant (trolly meaning pushchair/pram)

Tom was enjoying penetrating Emma and at climax pulled out and ejaculated all over her breasts, only as he realised his mother would kill him. trolly dodger

by P1ckers October 21, 2015

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Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.

Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."

by ahundredovens July 25, 2023

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Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females

How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.

by Mr Ippon August 01, 2018

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Jammie Dodger

When your Amazon box includes a hot pink dildo that you didn’t expect

I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!

by JammieDodger916 February 07, 2019

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