Derek Anderson

Noun,a quarterback who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn,and somehow manages to maintain a completion percentage UNDER 50 percent even with a talented receiving corp.

Browns Fan:"Ugh Derek Andersuck just went 13/37 in a game"

Ravens Fan:"hahahah, you guys have the worst qb in the whole world, Derek Anderson sucks monkey testicles

by goddardgodd March 30, 2009

Derek

A sexy, nerdy looking, built, hot, & smexxy guy who's younger or older than you, but just a year's difference.
lives down your street, and you can't wait to hook up w/ him.
nothing better than a neighboorhood relationship.. it's easier to sneak out at night;)♥

"Damn, look at that sexy ass girl... oh wait, I'd better watch out for Derek" D:

by ishhnishhh May 11, 2011

Derek Jeter

a shortstop for the new york yankees. a graet player but not the best. a very hansome man and a great sport

derek jeter hit a home run and made a great play in the same game.

by maddye johnson November 28, 2003

derek fisher

A former LA Lakers player who was overlooked because he played on the same team as Kobe and Shaq. Derek Fisher had one of histories greatest buzzer beaters against the San Antonio Spurs with .4 seconds left to win a playoff game.

Kid 1: Did you see that Lakers game last night? Derek Fisher is amazing!
Kid 2: Manu Ginobili got OWNED!

by Adam Bonqueesha September 1, 2008

derek grant

Derek Grant grew up in Detroit and now resides in Chicago.He was born on April 24, 1977. Derek is also a vegan and is lactose intolerant.Derek has played in bands such as: The Suicide Machines, The Vandals, Gyga, The Telegraph, Thoughts of Ionesco, Remainder and is now with the Alkaline Trio. finally,Derek is extremely fucking hot, besides the fact that he is an incredible drummer for one of the greatest bands EVER! Alkaline Trio

some guy: Holy Crap! did that girl just pass out?

some girl: Yeah, she just met derek grant.

some guy: Wow, he must be hot!

some girl: Yes he is my friend, yes he is.

by mattskiba'sgirl June 12, 2005

Dense Breast

Breasts that are hard and not soft and squishy. Having dense breasts means that you have an increased chance of getting breast cancer.

Girl: Do my boobs feel hard to you?
Guy: Yeah those are some dense breasts! Not as hard as my dick though

by matew October 1, 2016

Derek Lowe

The Sinkerball pitcher for the BoSox. He is a groundout pitcher. He has a great sinker and a pretty good fastball. In 2004 he has had some trouble and has not pitched to his potential.

Derek Lowe got a double play.

by parliment July 24, 2004