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Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster

Ein deutsches Sprichwort aus dem Osten, was sich darauf bezieht, dass Maulwürfe blind sind und somit nicht aus dem Fenster gucken können, vor allem weil sie unter der Erde leben, der einen Ausdruck der Überraschung und Kontrollabgabe darstellt.
A: „Ich hab gestern schon wieder Zwölf Kippen geraucht!“

B: Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster
by Treebotboys2 July 25, 2025
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Loose-in-der

A female slut that is the town bike that everyone has fucked with the name lucinda
Quick hide there is loose-in-der the dirty sausage wallet she is such a big hole
by pappawally February 7, 2024
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
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Der Lil Racoon

the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.
Oh sh*t, the Der Lil Racoon is packing heat!
by Eliteperkele February 7, 2023
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Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
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Der

An owner of a company who has no idea what is going on. Someone who claims that they are the commander but instead their employees shorten it to DER
Here comes Der from another phone call
by Cgspeeg June 12, 2022
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Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!

A callout in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder" used by the Danish troops, usually in a humorous way or in rare cases, a way to signify the need of help when tacked by the game's many threats.
Player one: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

Player two: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

Player three: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"
by Planeenthusiast191 February 6, 2025
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