David

Everyone’s favorite white boy.

David has great music taste.

by Strrurbf March 14, 2022

David

A simp lol, too bad because its incurable

Look at that David over there! Glad IM not him.

by JKROWNING August 04, 2020

David

David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.

August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.

by DHuhj November 12, 2020

David

a crack head that needs help now call the popo!!!

DaViD GeT SoMe HeLp.

by lullllllllu October 11, 2019

David

The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS

He never Dishonored his fammery,he's a David.
He got nominated for best Asian,he's David

by Schmoebro March 05, 2018

David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

David

big ass dick

David is a dream daddy

by Yourdaddy229075 April 08, 2019