When you turn your back to the farther basket at three quarters quart, shoot the ball of the closer backboard, simultaneously catch and shoot the ball where it lands and have it go in at the other end and scream out, "Johnson Dagger!!!"
by The Jinx Is Alive And Well January 11, 2010
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by bbrw October 1, 2005
Get the Danger Kitten mug.For males: To split ones nutsack with the shaft of ones penis. the shaft then gets tucked under to the gooch, leaving the testicals pushed together leaving the impression of a cameltoe. Useful in the locker room to gross out your buds. also the penis showing game as seen in Waiting - value: 2 kicks.
"Ah dude we were showering in the locker room today and john totally pulled out the danger camel toe. IT WAS AWESOME"
"I gave john the batwing today so, in retaliation, he gave me the danger cameltoe"
"I gave john the batwing today so, in retaliation, he gave me the danger cameltoe"
by john danger 410 January 5, 2009
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A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
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A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009
Get the Danger Tennis mug.In basketball, a soul crushing three pointer that eliminates ANY AND ALL HOPE of a comeback by the trailing team.
Although, from a purely technical sense, a dagger three may not officially end the game, it puts the opposition in a dire situation that is virtually impossible to come back from. They know, in their heart of hearts, that defeat is imminent.
Reactions may vary when being on the business end of a dagger three. Some may hang their heads. Some go into deep grief. Their fan base may go into a "what just happened" moment. Dagger threes may trigger retirement of older players, or induce an opt out of a contract, if applicable.
While on the winning end of a dagger three, one must be careful not to celebrate with too much exuberance or taunt the victims, as it may trigger fights and melees, as emotions are high on both sides in the moment.
Although, from a purely technical sense, a dagger three may not officially end the game, it puts the opposition in a dire situation that is virtually impossible to come back from. They know, in their heart of hearts, that defeat is imminent.
Reactions may vary when being on the business end of a dagger three. Some may hang their heads. Some go into deep grief. Their fan base may go into a "what just happened" moment. Dagger threes may trigger retirement of older players, or induce an opt out of a contract, if applicable.
While on the winning end of a dagger three, one must be careful not to celebrate with too much exuberance or taunt the victims, as it may trigger fights and melees, as emotions are high on both sides in the moment.
Kyrie Irving, of the Cleveland Cavaliers, hits a dagger three in the waning moments of Game 7 in the NBA Finals against the Golden State Warriors, giving Cleveland the win, and the series championship, 4-3.
by black suave April 18, 2019
Get the dagger three mug.Noun. A person who is an idiot that always asks stupid questions and does not know what he is saying . He is also a gay plebeian who has an egg face and many girls think he has potential.
by Eduardo Dager January 27, 2018
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