by Zeaus March 25, 2020

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

by necr0bear April 14, 2022

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025

Danish is a language came from denmark but people who is named as danish is actually a charming,nice and cute person.People who is named as danish actually majority is male.He is very understanding and if you have any problem just shared with him and you will left speechless.If you know someone who named as danish,better you ask for his number and i bet you will fall in love.
by Danish azim April 22, 2018

A Danish guy that love's pølsefest and he's fat
Don't worry im danish myself, so im also making fun of myself
Don't worry im danish myself, so im also making fun of myself
Richard: Hey, do you know the guy in the wheel chair?
Richard's Friend: Don't go close to him, you will become a Danish Whore
Richard's Friend: Don't go close to him, you will become a Danish Whore
by Who's this guy? May 21, 2018
