Damon moment

When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.

Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.

Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.

Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.

by Damonmoment October 26, 2025

Damon

Boy name Damon usually athletic tall and sexy usually have a huge dick

Girl I slept with Damon it was huge and he amazing at sex

by It’s real and true November 28, 2025

Damon

Someone who likes to get it up the ass by his father and give his mother the D. Also he videos it all the time to show his future children so he can do it to them.

damon is such a good father

by nydeid1234 June 13, 2024

damon scott

someone who likes to take it up the ass by his father and give his mother the D while he records it to show his future kids and then do it to them

damon scott is a good father

by nydeid1234 June 13, 2024

Damon

Damon is a Detroit slang for a "Big ass black man who gay as hell but is gangsta".
Usually identified by their lack of shirt and hanging around brothels.

Yo he got his shirt off he fosho a Damon

by LilJitAki July 21, 2023

You're Matt Damon

You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"

by P_Low September 13, 2023

Damon Albarn effect

The moment a person has a angelic singing voice but has a goofball talking voice

1:You know 2d?
2:I love emperors, new groove
1:No from Gorillaz he has the Damon Albarn effect

2:What’s that?
3:it’s when a person has angelic singing voice but a goofball talking voice

by GorillazGoBrrrrrrrrr May 9, 2024