Damon Hill

Slang for bill/check when paying for goods or services.

When in an indian eating establishment and wanting to pay for the fine food you have scoffed you should enquire to the waiter " Oi mush get us the Damon Hill"

by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.

Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you

by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009

johnny damon

cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.

uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.

i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily

he plays good ball though

by broseph April 20, 2005

Damion

1. The spawn of Satan, Lucifer, and the Devil.
2. God's least favorite Saint
3. a tool, asshole, and douche bag
4. Someone who should never be trusted around animals and young children.

"This is easier then when I steal candy from babies"-originally said by Damion while he was robbing a bank.

"I need a dog-sitter, do you think Damion will do it?" "Do you want your dog back alive??"

"Look guys, I'm doing the Damion!!" said while whipping a toddler in the face with his dick.

by your bleached asshole November 9, 2012

Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.

"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

Matt Damon

A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.

She has a huge butt like Matt Damon.

by Styx April 10, 2006

Johnny Damon

When one shaves ones pubic hair and applies said hair onto onesselfs face through the use of some form of adhesive i.e. masking tape, scotch tape, or semen.

Boone Baker smiled proudly after examening his extensive johnny damon in the mirror.

by Lehla Cohlmia August 14, 2007