by JaCqEeZ December 30, 2012
Get the Deuce Jennermug. When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
Get the Deuce Tweetsmug. pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
by Diego February 8, 2004
Get the drop a deucemug. Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.
by thickage July 4, 2005
Get the dropping a deucemug. The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.
Felix: I just took an incredible shit.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009
Get the Deuce of Agesmug. Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009
Get the Splooge Deucemug. 1.
Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!
2.
first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.
second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?
first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!
2.
first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.
second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?
first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012
Get the Deuce on the loosemug.