Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

Curtis

An Adjective that describes someone or something that is considered strange, unusual, demented or straight out weird

First originally deriving from a person named ‘Curtis’ who made retarded jokes

Tom: i love strawberry pizza and men
Cameron: Nah thats bare Curtis
Josh: Tom is being Curtis

by dallah October 9, 2023

Curtis

Curtis is such a hot sexy tall handsome guy with a huge dick. He's sooooooooooooo amazing

CURTIS IS SO HOT

by Ongitsbee January 27, 2024

Jennifer Curtis

The type of mom to adopt a different race because her own genes weren’t sufficient.

I pulled a Jennifer Curtis and adopted a basketball American! (She plays overseas)

by poopystinky3434 January 29, 2024

Dirty Curty

When you go over to a grinder dates house and rub your nose in their ass right after they shit then smear it on the walls writing how you hate them. Then after you don’t help anyone clean it and complain about how they clean it.

I went over to his house and gave him a dirty Curty. Took him hours to clean up my mess.

by Chill Bro it’s okay December 6, 2023

Logan Curtis

This expression simply means that you are "such a good kisser"
It could also be used to describe tentacles on an octopus.;

you are Logan Curtis

by TheYoungestDaggerDick December 23, 2022

Stony Curtis

Someone who grew up in The Flintstones era and when who, once they began smoking pot, would either forget something or forget to do something repeatedly.

"Bro, don't light that dube in the house using the stove, there's a lighter is in the drawer right under the stove top. Now the whole living room smells, Stony Curtis."

by DailyDeets August 27, 2023