Fake criminal

Someone who takes psychiatry who never did anything picked out of a kindergarten class to take psychiatry just living their lives taking voltage supplement treatment one day got in trouble and woke up in jail while constipated side effect cussing

That's a fake criminal bro it's my psychiatrist

by Zachary O'Donnell March 18, 2025

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasion

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Criminality

Of what crime is he guilty?

Hym "The only crime he's guilty of is fucking your daughter. That's not criminality, it's your daughter cheating on her husband. And it's typical for her excuse to be 'the marriage was over before the divorce.' No. It wasn't. You cheated. That's the same shit that EVERY cheating whore of a wife says after it's revealed that they cheated before a divorce. You're a slut. "

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Honest Criminal

Someone who is pushed to do crime to preserve tbemsel or a community

Bonqueque and Bartholomew were childhood freinds. Although they were poor. They were fired from their job and now they are going to die from thirst or hunger. So they both agreed to steal stuff and stop as soon as they don't need to anymore. Bonqueque would steal food, clothes and other basic needs how ever Bartholomew would steal valuable things like chains, jewelry, etc. Bonqueque would go for the basic needs immediately however Bartholomew would go for the jewels to have reserve money in case there's no more basic needs. Both are honest criminals but one is scared while the other one is careful

by Swordhero March 23, 2023

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang

Also known as Selos or just 107 Hoovers, this South Central L.A. Hoover set been active since the mid-70s, reppin’ around 107th & Normandie. Known for their long-standing war with the Rollin’ 100s and other Crip sets, that beef made the area nicknamed “Death Alley” by the L.A. Times ’cause of how deep the violence runs. They beef with most Blocc and Neighborhood Crips but rock with other Hoover sets like 112HCG.

These days, the 107 Hoovers got expansion sets and affiliates in cities across the U.S., from Texas to the Midwest—spreading that orange flag far past L.A. County.

Rapper: Jap 5

Sentence: “You can tell he from the Selos, bro stay hollerin’ W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang—Hoovers everywhere now, not just Normandie.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025