Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"

Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol

by WiffyFingers March 9, 2016

Best things ever created

Nutella, tits, pussy, my dick, ass, oreos

Pussy is one of the best things ever created

by Pussydestoyyer June 24, 2018

crater face

Usually very bad acme on the face, especially on foreign people such as Asians and Mexicans. The skin have dents whihc go inward into the skin which making it like small craters on the face hence the word crater face.

Yo you see them fobs with the crater faces at the club?

by fobstache maker December 19, 2005

CRATER LEGS

CRATER LEGS IS WHEN YOUR FAT AND YOUR CELLULITE IN YOUR THIGHS PUSH UP SO HARD THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CRATERS ON YOUR LEGS

THAT GIRL IS SO FAT SHE HAS CRATER LEGS

HE FUCKED CRATER LEGS LASTNIGHT

by CRATER LEGS February 19, 2009

Worst Band Ever Created

The worst band ever concieved is They Might Be Giants.

"Hey did you hear They Might Be Giant's new song?"
"O that song about doctor worm playing drums?"
"Yeah"
"Well that song SUCKED! And that band is the worst band Ever Created"

by dolphinsb13 December 29, 2007

roni-crater

The empty spot that is left when some asshole steals the pepperonis of off your pizza slice and leaves empty saucy holes.

Dude 1: Dude wft!!
Dude 2: WHAT?!
Dude 1: Some asshole stole my pepperonis and left roni-craters all over my pizza!
Dude 2: Let's kill them!!!

by face1 November 16, 2011